WTF is going on in the "Dawn of X"

After a hiatus of reviews (I've been tweeting and reading, but too busy to write), I can shout "I'm BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK" from the rooftops.  In preparation for tomorrow's Chops Shop podcast, I read all 12 of the post-House/Powers of X reboot and put together a handy-dandy summary of what has gone on in each title, sequentially to help keep things straight....let me know if it helps you out!